escuerzoresucitado:

swesq21:

zzoupz:

castratedvader:

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

sulkings:

People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

carldangerous:

Does a mysterious benefactor want to give me a large sum of money so that I can surrender to sloth and luxury???

showertimeshmoopsie:

lifeinsillypictures:

please, don’t bother me while I’m eating strawberries, let me enjoy my time in the heaven

ithrowshoesatconservatives:

long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people’s indoor swimming pools

heavensghost:

From Oxygen by Mary Oliver